There is no Honour among Thieves.
Ser Cleve | |
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Cat-Wrestler. Book-Carrier. Face-Swapper. Friend of Swans. Disco Inferno. Who fled before the Wild Hunt in the form of a dove. Who sailed to Hel and Walked out. Who also sailed to Hell and walked out. Who poked Harald the Weakling in the eye. Do not trust his maps! |
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status: living | |
class: thief | level: 9 |
joined | |
2012 | |
fate | |
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Cleve is known for wrestling the Cat of Storvadhis and poking Harald the Weakling in the eye. He wears many guises. He never makes a promise he may not be able to keep and as has led many brave men and women to their deaths he makes no guarantee of the safety of any who travel with him. On no occasion trust his maps for they are made of meaninglessness.
Rival Wizards slain: 3
Basilisks slain: 6
Times turned to stone: 1
Cleve is 40 years old.
Works
- Unique magical works by or collected by Ser Cleve
- The Fantasy Bible
- Stonelands - Storvadhis
- The Forests of Borland
- Braynoch's Cliff Level 8
- Braynoch's Cliff Level 9
- The Dungeon under the Basilica of Aton
Spies
- Old Johansen, cleric, of Manorladder
- Miklos the sailmaker, of Welsey's Port
- Kedhabjorn, the sailor, of Fiangle's Landing
Research Assistants
- Speedy the girl
- Hedda the toad
- Geoffrey Diamonds the Rot Demon
Test Subjects
- Mopar the demon donkey
Forms taken
- giant squid
- tern this one time we really needed some fish
- shark
- octopus
- eagle
- otter
- raven
- gull
- frigate bird
- penguin
- mermaid
- chickadee
- dove
- mosquito
- carnivorous plant yum yum
- air elemental
- red dragon
- cat
- stork with cloth bundle
- giant gull
- bat
- cockroach again
- albatross
- sparrow in which form he pecked Harald the Weakling in the eye
- gargoyle
- earth elemental
- fire elemental
- crow
- air elemental
Mutation
After Braynoch's Cliff: End of an Era Cleve lost his mutant powers.
Disco Inferno
Ser Cleve sailed into hel with Morden Mordeth, Mumblefluff, Killgore II, Blint The Arbiter and Sheba. He paid a visit to Blint's Ultra Lounge, the best bar in Hel. Nobody knows for sure what happened but the next morning the place was a smoking ruin and Cleve had fire in his veins.
Wrestled the Cat of Storvadhis
In the Quest for the Miscalot, the party sought out the lair of the Cat of Storvadhis, terror of the Stonelands. After many adventures involving stealthy scout parties, bad air and the loss of many good friends Ser Cleve came face to face with the beast, and with a secret wrestling move was able to subdue it for long enough for the rest of the party to arrive and slay it.
Delusion
In Into the Woods 1 Cleve snuck in to the basement of a dread chaos temple. This caused him to go insane. He knows a secret truth known only to those who do not know because it can not be known or unknown. Every day he fills books and scrolls of truth and every night he destroys them lest his knowledge contaminate the world. Under the care of Dr. Baelfjord he began his recovery in Braynoch's Cliff: Would you like to Cleve?
Poked Harald the weakling in the eye
In To Steal a Feather most of the party fell under the charm of the Siren Countess. Cleve was able to escape, regroup with the few other survivors, and launch a rescue attempt. This time things went better - he poked Harald the Weakling in the eye, freed the party, and fought the Siren Countess spell for spell.
Charm
Cleve fell under the influence of the Rakshasa of Wikrobe Tower. For a year he sought the lair of the Demon Queen of Lonhall that he might break what binds her and bring her fully through to this world. In Braynoch's Cliff: Would you like to Cleve? his curse was broken and he was returned to the party.
Braynoch's Cliff
In Braynoch's Cliff XXV: Herpetology Cleve was detected approximately 50 feet south, 120 feet west, and 100 feet down from the base of the Grand Staircase in Coolsville. Or at least his hat was.
Games with Giants
In Braynoch's Cliff XXVIII: A Giant Interlude we saw Cleve's Ring of the Badger on the hand of a giant. So perhaps Cleve has been getting around without us.
- Gho sfthunt part 3: Toc ain't afraid of no ghost
- Gho sfthop 2015.
- The Fortune is in the Cards
- Fishing with the Diamonds Family
- 14-8-2015 - All my exes live in hexes
- Braynoch's Cliff: End of an Era
- Braynoch's Cliff: Suicide Mission
- In which we misread our maps, went to the wrong place, and got in trouble for it anyway
- Braynoch's Cliff: Assault on the Throne Room
- The Hunters are the Hunted
- Braynoch's Cliff: Wunderplunder
- Braynoch's Cliff: The King is Dead, Long Live the King
- Braynoch's Cliff: a spark is struck
- Braynoch's Cliff: Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds
- Braynoch's Cliff: Sorry, Rosencrantz
- Braynoch's Cliff: Nightmares
- Braynoch's Cliff: Naga bothering
- Braynoch's Cliff: Would you like to Cleve?
- Braynoch's Cliff XXX: The trial of a sinner.
- Braynoch's Cliff XXIX: Operation Knockdown
- The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 5
- The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 2
- Return to Sftabhmontown
- To Steal a Feather
- The Enchantress' Bargain/Disaster on the Sunless Coast
- Return to Ardstone part 2: Lonhall
- Return to Ardstone part 1: Borland to Lonhall
- Return from the Sacred Grove
- The sky-tree
- Into the Woods 3: The terrors of fantasy 19th century Russia
- Into the Woods 2
- Into the Woods 1
- 2014 Game 5: As Blackthorns bloom at Imbolc
- 2014 Game 4: Return to the Storvoss Coast
- 2014 Game 3: Perils of the Storvoss coast
- The Queen of Envy
- The Basilisk, or, the cause and solution of all our problems