Whyn't you look uhpon moi wuhks, ye mightee, n' despair?
~ Archibald Arborlax, losing 5 points of strength.

Puberty is the culmination of Archibald Arborlax's birdwatching-related magical research (specifically, the second-level spell "Knock"). It is the upper half of a white domesticated duck, which has replaced Archibald's right arm starting at the elbow (costing the hubristic ornithologist 5 points of strength).

If Puberty touches you you may turn into a duck.

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