Raddoh's Rules

Raddoh the Aviator has survived longer than any adventurer except for Silent X. And Killgore (but we don't speak of him). He doesn't go in to the dungeon much now that he's retired but he's compiled the following list of useful instructions that you should follow. Unless you really don't want to.

How To Survive the Dungeon by Raddoh the Aviator

  • 1st rule: Get the treasure, don't fight the monsters.
  • 2nd rule: Get the treasure, DON'T FIGHT THE MONSTERS, wtf do you think this is, fight club?
  • 3rd rule: There always has to be a plan and everyone in the party needs to know it at all times.
  • 4th rule: Everyone must keep a map.
  • 5th rule: One fight at a time.
  • 6th rule: Always wear as much armour as you can. There are no prizes for being unprepared.
  • 7th rule: If some people stand their ground while others run then everyone dies. If everyone runs at the same time some might make it out.
  • 8th rule: If this is your first night in the dungeon you HAVE to fight.

Not all dungeons are clearly marked. You might be in the dungeon right now and not even know it.

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