Gustav IV: Gustavus Musselmenschen | |
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the Priest of Poseidon who confronted Hern the hunter… and lived |
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status: retired | |
class: magic-user | level: 6 |
joined | |
The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 | |
fate | |
Preaching in the South Kingdoms | |
gustav-musselmenschen edit |
Gustav always wanted to be special, but he was a weakling. Then one day he realized that if he bought a really fine horned helmet people would think he was a big tough fighter. It even sort of worked but even then nobody wanted to be his friend. After a long day of not working out at the gym (he is allergic to squats) he heard a voice that said "zool" and he knew his quest.
Musselmenschen has 2 in noses and 1 in hair.
Musselmenschen has recently realized that the cause and solution of all his problems is the sea god, Poseidon. All must worship him or perish! Also he has a fancy new trident and he does whatever it tells him to.
Musselmenschen's Mostly Malevolent Magical Mischef
coming soon to a saving throw near you…
- Braynoch's Cliff: End of an Era
- Braynoch's Cliff: Suicide Mission
- Braynoch's Cliff: Assault on the Throne Room
- The Hunters are the Hunted
- Braynoch's Cliff: Wunderplunder
- Braynoch's Cliff: The King is Dead, Long Live the King
- Braynoch's Cliff: a spark is struck
- Braynoch's Cliff: Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds
- Braynoch's Cliff: Sorry, Rosencrantz
- Braynoch's Cliff: Nightmares
- Braynoch's Cliff: Naga bothering
- Braynoch's Cliff: Would you like to Cleve?
- Game 16: Witty Name Here
- You're Fired
- Braynoch's Cliff XXXIII: Beating Basilisks
- Braynoch's Cliff XXXII: Preparation is Key
- Braynoch's Cliff XXXI: So Long, Calnicans
- Braynoch's Cliff XXVIII: A Giant Interlude
- Braynoch's Cliff XXVII: Tricksy Pixies
- Braynoch's Cliff XXVI: In the Dog House