Braynoch's Cliff: Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds

In which our heroes argue over the question "what would Geoffrey Diamonds do?"

Benedictish Frankwich w/ Mumblefluff and JubJub Quartzbomb
Dana w/ Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds w/ Geoffrey Diamonds and Geoffrey Diamonds
Councillor Geoffrey Diamonds with Geoffrey Diamonds and Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds w/ Geoffrey Diamonds, Geoffrey Diamonds, and Geoffrey Diamonds
Senator Geoffrey Diamonds w/ Geoffrey Diamonds and Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds
Geoffrey Diamonds

Raiders in Lonhall

Were defeated by Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds with marvelous guerrilla tactics that sunk their entire fleet and made them cry.

The Dungeon

Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds taught the Demon Queen the meaning of love, and they became best friends. She went back to the abyss and promised to stop raining blood except for on the day that Geoffrey Diamonds dies.

The Moon

Dana's Geoffrey's Diamonds carved their mascot's likeness in the moon using a series of mirrors.

Loot

A gaggle of gems

Actually just one

• Geoffrey Diamonds 1,000,039

490 GP
3920 SP
4900 CP

Geoffrey Diamonds

Monsters Slain

1 Geoffrey Diamonds @ 1400xp
3 Geoffrey Diamonds @ 1100xp per

Full share: 438 experience points.

Losses

Geoffrey Diamonds

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