Braynoch's Cliffs Part XV

XV is french for fifteen

The Party

Benedictish Frankwich (with Silent X)
Bob
Geoffrey Diamonds
Ruddy Flynn
Greyson Blackstone
Rosencrantz
Gadzooks
Barrister Kryptonite with Gyorrj le Kay the Demon Slayer

A Bad Decision (or, "Halloween Party!")

Geoffrey invited a nice list of people to come to a very special party at his tower, taking place on Samhain. It is a masquerade party, but nobody is allowed to wear red. Party members can bring a +1! Notable guests include the nine poets, possibly Bjorn Felheart, a pirate, the Danish ambassador, and Orm of Huge Red. If this party is a success, we will be able to upgrade our carousing rolls in order to get more experience out of them, so it's important to make sure we make a great impression. Can anyone play instruments or perform?!

Bob ended up in jail after getting drunk, Greyson got inducted into a Dionysian order after getting drunk and proving himself a party animal. Barrister sadly managed to gamble away all of his riches, but promptly regained even more money with our dungeon raid!

Sweet shit happened

We checked out a couple of places on the higher levels of the dungeon to clear our maps, and decided to go through a hole we never tried before (I tried this once, and it burned for weeks- GZtW) (Gadzoooooks! -GD). Surprise, giant two headed snake! Greyson dropped his dog into the room with the snake to see if it could scout ahead, but it was swallowed hole in mid-air. He was a wimp though and we killed him with such speed and anger that it probably didn't have a chance to even poop itself of fright through its non-existent butthole (seriously where and how does it poop, Adam?)

After that, we came to a room with four flying chump demon baby things that turned invisible and tried to fuck us up, but between the mighty power of having three fighters leveling up to level 4 (Congrats Bob, Greyson and Rosencrantz!), Benedictish and Silent X, and Geoffrey casting a rad new haste spell, we squished their faces in.

We ended it there with a few new levels for our party and a new and interesting place to explore, and ran while hasted out of the dungeon in a blur!

Loot

Money!
Gems!
5 Ugly Goblets!
One of these things!
Two heavy iron boots that aren't magic!
A fine longsword with jasper inlay!
A hella big dog! Sorta.

Losses

Ol' Roy

Monsters Slain

Two headed snake
4 invisible chump demons
2 chests (FUCK chests -GZtW)
3 giant lizards
1 Ghuwle
3 centipedes
1 flame mephit
1 Shadow

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