Franklin the Door-Elf

By Bob and Geoffrey Diamonds

when opportunity knocks u answer

Franklin was the best at opening doors in all the realm. He tried long and hard to get into the door opening school, the most prestigious institution of higher learning in all of elf land. He knew he would do a very good job if only they would give him the chance. Franklin received an impressive scholarship to Door-vard but unfortunately drank too much in his first year and had to drop out. He attended a community college with a very poor reputation and no accreditation. But Franklin worked very hard and became valedictorian of his class of 3, with a GPA of 3.0 and graduated summa cum laude. And Thus, Franklin became the bestworst door-elf of all of elf land.

The end.

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