The Nameless Company of Monday Nights
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Team Newbie
Pick your own team, score kills, play the The Squad Game: Fantasy Dungeons and Dragons league!
- DJ Science May 2015
Name | AKA | Class | Level | Joined | ||
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Benedictish Frankwich | The stoic. The feeder of crows. Andronikos. The grounded. Destroyer of the Calnican Order. Master of interior decorating. Slayer of monster ™. The silver Fox. He who trained with the Amazons. |
Fighter. WARRIOR. | 9 | view edit |
benedictish-frankwich | |
Billbucket Embercrotch, the Anxious | Bill The Fuchsia Wizard Bugbear Enthusiast Guy who was turned into a pig by Gaga Puke. |
Magic-User | 9 | June/July 2014 | view edit |
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Bilmungr af Spondelag | Bill the Bastard | Fighter | 4 | Return to Braynoch's Cliff | view edit |
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Cordelia | Wielder of Arkandir, the true sword of Retribution. | fighter | 5 | Braynoch's Cliff XXV: Herpetology | view edit |
cordelia |
The Good Ship Gazpacho | The sky-ship | Return to the Ruined Church Dungeon | view edit |
gazpacho | ||
Julius Crimson | view edit |
julius-crimson | ||||
Mumblefluff | elf | 6 | 2011 | view edit |
mumblefluff | |
Narloth | elf | 1 | The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 3 | view edit |
narloth | |
Party Pooper | Elf | 1 | The time we recovered the magic shovel | view edit |
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Ser Cleve | Cat-Wrestler. Book-Carrier. Face-Swapper. Friend of Swans. Disco Inferno. Who fled before the Wild Hunt in the form of a dove. Who sailed to Hel and Walked out. Who also sailed to Hell and walked out. Who poked Harald the Weakling in the eye. Do not trust his maps! |
thief | 9 | 2012 | view edit |
ser-cleve |
V.D. Asenath | Cleric | 3 | view edit |
Lost
Name | AKA | Class | Level | Location | Joined | ||
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Hayzeus the Meek | Servant of Facsinus, provider of divine insurance coverage | Cleric | 7 | Rides with the wild hunt | Lonhall adventures, or, crime pays | view edit |
hayzeus-the-meek |
Blint | The Arbiter | fighter | 6 | Stolen by nixies in Into the Woods 3: The terrors of fantasy 19th century Russia, will re-emerge from Lake Blint in Borland next March | view edit |
blint | |
Winston | of Antares | psychic | The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 3 | view edit |
winston | ||
Osifer Ambush | Who once competed in an eating contest against Gunther the Green for a purse of 100sp. | dwarf | A statue in the collection of The Enchantress since Return to Ardstone part 2: Lonhall | view edit |
osifer-ambush |
Retired
Name | AKA | Class | Fate | Joined | ||
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John Baelfjord of Ashburnham | The Pale Knight The Machine of Death The Iron Fist of Brokr Woden's Wrath T.G. Baelfjord |
Exorcist | now resides in another world | September 30th, 2013 | view edit |
baelfjord |
Hashtag Goku |
#goku |
Space Marine | Travelling abroad | To Elf-Town | view edit |
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Geoffrey Diamonds | The Author The Giant Slayer Goblinfriend The Worst Thing to Happen to This Game Bibliomancer Stonelands Regional Best Son Award Winner Best Friend of Baelfjord |
Magic User | Currently visiting other worlds to write terrible things about them, too. | view edit |
geoffrey-diamonds | |
Killgore II | The Slaughterhorn, the Exalted, The Sunbringer, etc. | fighter | At the Brannoch | view edit |
killgore | |
Raddoh the Aviator |
Slayer o' Wolf, |
dwarf | In Sstabhmontown | 2012 | view edit |
raddoh |
Dana | Lich Hunter Defender of Foxes The Impotent |
Dwarf | Elfland - Week IV | view edit |
dana | |
Reta Bigbad | The One True Goblin King Dog-Hater Centaur Bane Nightmare Jockey |
Goblin Fighter | King of Hugered Goblins | Intriguecon 2014 | view edit |
reta-bigbad |
Deadgh | muscle wizard | view edit |
deadgh | |||
Silent X | The halfling of death, Enemy of Yams |
halfling | July 2012 | view edit |
silent-x | |
Sheba | The Destroyer | fighter | view edit |
sheba | ||
Lazlow | Curate of Cernunnos Kingmaker Lazlow |
cleric | After being denied the powerful shrine of his deity Cernunnos when Benedict became king and decided he wanted it instead, he dropped all his stuff and walked into the woods. | The sky-tree | view edit |
lazlow |
Gustav IV: Gustavus Musselmenschen | the Priest of Poseidon who confronted Hern the hunter… and lived |
magic-user | Preaching in the South Kingdoms | The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 | view edit |
gustav-musselmenschen |
Ahriman | Bezwinger der Riesen | magic-user | At the Brannoch | view edit |
ahriman | |
Gyorrj le Kay | Demon Slayer who once fashioned a giant syringe out of iron |
dwarf | Opened a pasta restaurant in Huge Red | The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 4 | view edit |
gyorrj |
Bob | The Skittish, Reverser of Reality | Halfling | The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 | view edit |
bob | |
Äsdis | cleric | Into the Woods 3: The terrors of fantasy 19th century Russia | view edit |
aesdis | ||
Fuckslayer | the biggest, blackest dog | Demon | Braynoch's Cliffs Part XV | view edit |
fuckslayer | |
Ralfh | Osama Bin Ralfh | Goblin Fighter | Went home | view edit |
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Tompaw | halfling | view edit |
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Crassus Bravebrick | Crass | Dwarvish Paladin | Fighting against Orcus in another world. | view edit |
crassus-bravebrick | |
William Shakespeare, Space Warrior | Hard of Carnage, Sessional Professor of Business and Adventure, The Mercenary of Venice, 'Bill' |
Warrior | Sstabhmontown | The 'ol SWN crew found themselves in prison one day. Hanging out in the corner, naked and confused, Shakespeare watched from the corner as they cut the limbs from a prison guard whilst making their escape. Tagging along for adventure, Bill has been a regular chum ever since. | view edit |
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Ishmael Appleseed | view edit |
ishmael-appleseed | ||||
Eric | of Rathgaborstein | cleric | view edit |
eric |
High Scores
Name | Final Score | AKA | Class | Level | Fate | |
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Princess | 73250 | Her Majesty The Silent Hope #ChiChi Imperator Princess Dino Buster MVP (most valuable Princess) The Hero's Hero |
Valkyrie | 7 | Killed by a dragon near Moore Meerie | view edit |
Morden Mordeth | 40000 | The Black Raven | magic-user | 6 | breathed "bad air" | view edit |
Jubjub Quartzbomb | 32000 | The Quartz Bomb | dwarf | 6 | Smashed in Braynoch's Cliff: Suicide Mission. | view edit |
Ruddy Flynn | 20765 | Who Cannot Tell A Lie The Halfling Sailor Captain of the Halfing Cavalry |
halfling | 4+1 | Fell to eleven elven arrows beneath the bogs. | view edit |
"The" Dudestrom | 20000 | Magic User | 5 | Killed by Special K's galvanic thrust that time the halflings messed up reality. | view edit |
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Archibald Arborlax | 17000 | "Ochibold Ahbulaks" | magic-user | 4 | Going through Puberty. | view edit |
Bronzebeard the Average | 16000 | Merciless Assassin of the Dwarves | dwarf | 5 | Fell heroically defending the party from wolves | view edit |
A. Winston Willoughby | 16000 | The Sir The Lord The Poet Warrior The Original Prankster The Avenger of Brothers The Deceiver The Son of Loki The Original Gangster The Hellpit Abomination The Winter's Wolf The Pirate's Bane The Slayer of Hifflid the Dragon The Vampire's Adversary The Thief who Braved the Lich's Tomb The Godslayer |
halfling | 5 | Died to a witch's fireball spell. | view edit |
Mukroc Drungo Drungas | 12000 | Bellows of the Blue Flame; Hierophant of the Rosy Horn; Corkum the Revelator; Eye of the Gas Giant; Phaustroll's Phlail; and, erst to be, The Moonbringer, cum Moonbrought! |
anti-cleric | 5 | Burnt for his sins at Wickrobe Tower in Return to Sftabhmontown | view edit |
Gadzooks | 10000 | Gadzooks the Wizened, Hey Where'd He Go? | Magic User | 4 | Hiding under his gigantic hat and/or the opposite direction of any combat | view edit |
Fragglerock Crucifix | 10000 | He who once beat a gnome to death with a hickory switch. | elf | 3 | Devoured by a giant turtle in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 | view edit |
Wheede Spliffmanne | 10000 | magic-user | 4 | Heard the scream of Teema, banshee of the North Tower | view edit |
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Greyson Blackstone | 9500 | Blackstone Demon F**ker |
Witch Hunter | 4(F)1(C) | Died of a broken heart from Olana's scream. An awful ghost. | view edit |
Elmon Lemon | 8000 | fighter | 4 | Perished fighting Lizard People in the lair of the Demon Queen. | view edit |
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Brock | 8000 | gnome | 4 | view edit |
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Freika | 6100 | who never did find out why the pig exploded | cleric | 4 | Bitten by a giant spider. | view edit |
Buffalo | 5442 | magic-user | 4 | Succumbed to the poisonous fumes of Hifflid the Green | view edit |
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Bumblepuff | 5000 | elf | 2 | Slain by a Bugbear in the dungeon under the ruined church. | view edit |
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Poog of Zurangel | 4000 | Goblin Cleric | 3 | Currently hunting in the Sftabhmontown dungeon for a shovel. | view edit |
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Adonis Bronzeman | 4000 | fighter | 3 | Shot by a goblin riding a bear. | view edit |
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Barrister Kryptonite | 3984 | cleric | 3 | Killed by Special K in That Time the Halflings Really Messed Up Reality | view edit |
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Armand Hammer | 3695 | Monk of Beerzebub | Cleric | 2 | Killed by Barghests in Braynoch's Cliff XXVI: In the Dog House | view edit |
Sparks | 3000 | the squid that was once a man | cleric | 3 | Died of a squiddy heart attack | view edit |
Catalyn | 2646 | Elf | 1 | Caroused with a werewolf | view edit |
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DJ Frobl | 2285 | halfling | 1 | view edit |
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Lucky Sara | 2040 | "the strapping" Imperator Lucky Sara |
fighter | 2 | Killed by Toc, now a horrible ghost | view edit |
Drosdak | 2000 | The Immortal | fighter | 2 | Slain by a bugbear | view edit |
Captain Mirvan | 2000 | goblin-bowler, perfume-drinker, friend of Deagh | fighter | 2 | Slain by Windlass Patricia in To Steal a Feather | view edit |
Apple Pie Tim Bitt | 1698 | "nothing so long-winded" | elf | 1 | Exploded along with his band in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 | view edit |
DNK | 1134 | Definitely NOT Kilgore | fighter | 1 | Had his throat ripped out by the wolf Richard Vikarson in Elfland - Week V | view edit |
Typpa | 1012 | Elf | 1 | Killed by a displacer beast during the transport of the Great Tree from Borland to the coast. | view edit |
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Nuadine | 796 | elf | 1 | Killed by tentacles conjured by Kazeckish the Undying | view edit |
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Tannhäuser Gate | 603 | halfling | 1 | Exploded in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 | view edit |
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8ball | 480 | "The Flayer", legitimate businessman of house Clegane Reviver of Fire | elf | 1 |
Killed by a giant falcon in In which Deadgh the muscle wizard met with a badger. His body was never found. It was not a big play. |
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Chuârtç | 73 | who swore an oath to defeat Winter | magic-user | 1 | view edit |
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Larmir | 56 | the mercenary | dead. | view edit |
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Little Sharksey d'Oysters | 45 | who came equipped with auto power save mode. | fighter | 1 | Killed by goblins. | view edit |
Eyebefory | 36 | who inherited the wind. | halfling | 1 | Struck and drained by Yurang The Betrayer | view edit |
Asmun | 0 | Promoted from man-at-arms and immediately killed by a thrown rock. | view edit |
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Wrong Way Johansen | 0 | Halfling | 1 | Obliterated by dragons breath | view edit |
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Immajehrque Hollioe | 0 | Halfling | 2 | Was used as an improvised weapon by a Vrock. | view edit |
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Kostanza | 0 | Halfling | 1 | view edit |
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Fritz | 0 | Elf | 1 | Slain by goblin arrows | view edit |
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Wellington Crumplehorn | 0 | giant-drinker | fighter | 1 | struck down by the Siren Countess in Things went badly in Mewyrall | view edit |
Topp Foppman | 0 | Topp "Of the Pops" Foppman | fighter | 1 | view edit |
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Buttons | 0 | The Switch | Halfling | 1 | view edit |
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Olan DeBrooke | 0 | Ol' Dwarfish Bastard, ODB | Dwarf | 1 | Killed by a foul mouthed sniper. | view edit |
Buttercup Commonwealth | 0 | Mirror-writer | elf | 1 | Cut down by lizard folk in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 | view edit |
High Striker Tuffman | 0 | muscle wizard | 1 | Caught in a web spell and burned alive while covering the party's retreat. Subsequently digested by a grey ooze. | view edit |
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Hardy Tuffman | 0 | First Disciple of Saint Mel Gibson | fighter | 1 | Killed by an exploding door | view edit |
Quill | 0 | Pleb of the Order of St. Calnica | Elf | 1 | Splattered at the bottom of a 50 foot pit in the dungeon under Braynoch's Cliff. | view edit |
Bunn von Deathtrap | 0 | the bodybuilder | fighter | 1 | buried under a pile of rubble | view edit |
Billiardball Toodlesnoot | 0 | cleric | 1 | view edit |
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Gallow Nothisrealname | 0 | "The Bruised" | magic-user | 1 | Perished to Invisible Stalkers. | view edit |
Fiskars | 0 | Catfood | Cleric | 1 | Dragged into the woods by a panther | view edit |
Lucky Jack | 0 | The unlucky | Magic User | 1 | Devoured by panthers within hours of joining the party. | view edit |
Linnaeus | 0 | magic-user | 1 | Fell from a balcony in the tower of Harald the Weakling. | view edit |
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Muramasa Massamune | 0 | Heavy metal militia | fighter | view edit |
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Ethel Masur | 0 | Brimstone | cleric | 1 | view edit |
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Eugene Wimpel-Werpel | 0 | Bossanova, the greatest lover in Fantasy Europe | fighter | 1 | view edit |
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"Bravo" Grumblebluff | 0 | the anglo-saxon | elf | 1 | view edit |
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Cupid | 0 | who ate some shrinking powder and remained tiny for the rest of his life. | elf | 1 | view edit |
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Violetta | 0 | magic-user | 1 | Killed by pirates on Thornell | view edit |
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Yurang The Betrayer | 0 | not just dead. | 1 | Drained by a wight outside Sftabhmontown. A statue depicting his death may be seen in town. | view edit |
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Little Lambsey Divey | 0 | fighter | 1 | Eaten by ghouls | view edit |