Characters

The Nameless Company of Monday Nights

Some people are also wolves
Team Newbie

Pick your own team, score kills, play the The Squad Game: Fantasy Dungeons and Dragons league!
- DJ Science May 2015

Name AKA Class Level Joined
Benedictish Frankwich

The stoic.
The feeder of crows.
Andronikos.
The grounded.
Destroyer of the Calnican Order.
Master of interior decorating.
Slayer of monster ™.
The silver Fox.

Fighter. WARRIOR. 8 view
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Billbucket Embercrotch, the Anxious Bill
The Fuchsia Wizard
Bugbear Enthusiast
Guy who was turned into a pig by Gaga Puke.
Magic-User 6 June/July 2014 view
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Bilmungr af Spondelag Bill the Bastard Fighter 4 Return to Braynoch's Cliff view
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Cordelia Wielder of Arkandir, the true sword of Retribution. fighter 5 Braynoch's Cliff XXV: Herpetology view
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The Good Ship Gazpacho The sky-ship Return to the Ruined Church Dungeon view
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Julius Crimson view
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Mumblefluff elf 6 2011 view
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Narloth elf 1 The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 3 view
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Party Pooper Elf 1 The time we recovered the magic shovel view
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Ser Cleve Cat-Wrestler
Book-Carrier
Face-Swapper
Who fled before the Wild Hunt in the form of a dove.
The Disco Inferno
Who sailed to Hel and Walked out
Who poked Harald the Weakling in the eye
Friend of Swans
The Dimension President.
Do not trust his maps!
thief 8 2012 view
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ser-cleve
V.D. Asenath Cleric 3 view
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Lost

Name AKA Class Level Location Joined
Hayzeus the Meek Servant of Facsinus, provider of divine insurance coverage Cleric 7 Rides with the wild hunt Lonhall adventures, or, crime pays view
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Blint The Arbiter fighter 6 Stolen by nixies in Into the Woods 3: The terrors of fantasy 19th century Russia, will re-emerge from Lake Blint in Borland next March view
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Winston of Antares psychic The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 3 view
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Osifer Ambush Who once competed in an eating contest against Gunther the Green for a purse of 100sp. dwarf A statue in the collection of The Enchantress since Return to Ardstone part 2: Lonhall view
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Retired

Name AKA Class Fate Joined
John Baelfjord of Ashburnham The Pale Knight
The Machine of Death
The Iron Fist of Brokr
Woden's Wrath
T.G. Baelfjord
Exorcist now resides in another world September 30th, 2013 view
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Hashtag Goku

#goku
THE TIME MARAUDER
Eroti-naut
Kingslayer

Space Marine Travelling abroad To Elf-Town view
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Geoffrey Diamonds The Author
The Giant Slayer
Goblinfriend
The Worst Thing to Happen to This Game
Bibliomancer
Stonelands Regional Best Son Award Winner
Best Friend of Baelfjord
Magic User Currently visiting other worlds to write terrible things about them, too. view
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Killgore II The Slaughterhorn, the Exalted, The Sunbringer, etc. fighter At the Brannoch view
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Raddoh the Aviator

Slayer o' Wolf,
Duel-winner,
Elf-killer,
Creator of The Gazpacho,
Who helped take Lord Winter to Hel,
One of the people who does the actual work
Who once spent a few months as a diamond and is still a little sparkly around the edges.

dwarf In Sstabhmontown 2012 view
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raddoh
Dana Lich Hunter
Defender of Foxes
The Impotent
Dwarf Elfland - Week IV view
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Reta Bigbad The One True Goblin King
Dog-Hater
Centaur Bane
Nightmare Jockey
Goblin Fighter King of Hugered Goblins Intriguecon 2014 view
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Deadgh muscle wizard view
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Silent X The halfling of death,
Enemy of Yams
halfling July 2012 view
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Sheba The Destroyer fighter view
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Lazlow Curate of Cernunnos
Kingmaker Lazlow
cleric After being denied the powerful shrine of his deity Cernunnos when Benedict became king and decided he wanted it instead, he dropped all his stuff and walked into the woods. The sky-tree view
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Gustav IV: Gustavus Musselmenschen the Priest of Poseidon
who confronted Hern the hunter… and lived
magic-user Preaching in the South Kingdoms The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 view
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Ahriman Bezwinger der Riesen magic-user At the Brannoch view
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Gyorrj le Kay Demon Slayer
who once fashioned a giant syringe out of iron
dwarf Opened a pasta restaurant in Huge Red The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 4 view
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Bob The Skittish, Reverser of Reality Halfling The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 view
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Äsdis cleric Into the Woods 3: The terrors of fantasy 19th century Russia view
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Fuckslayer the biggest, blackest dog Demon Braynoch's Cliffs Part XV view
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Ralfh Osama Bin Ralfh Goblin Fighter Went home view
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Tompaw halfling view
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Crassus Bravebrick Crass Dwarvish Paladin Fighting against Orcus in another world. view
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William Shakespeare, Space Warrior Hard of Carnage,
Sessional Professor of Business and Adventure,
The Mercenary of Venice,
'Bill'
Warrior Sstabhmontown The 'ol SWN crew found themselves in prison one day. Hanging out in the corner, naked and confused, Shakespeare watched from the corner as they cut the limbs from a prison guard whilst making their escape. Tagging along for adventure, Bill has been a regular chum ever since. view
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Ishmael Appleseed view
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Eric of Rathgaborstein cleric view
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High Scores

Name Final Score AKA Class Level Fate
Princess 73250 Her Majesty
The Silent Hope
#ChiChi
Imperator Princess
Dino Buster
MVP (most valuable Princess)
The Hero's Hero
Valkyrie 7 Killed by a dragon near Moore Meerie view
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Morden Mordeth 40000 The Black Raven magic-user 6 breathed "bad air" view
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Jubjub Quartzbomb 32000 The Quartz Bomb dwarf 6 Smashed in Braynoch's Cliff: Suicide Mission. view
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Ruddy Flynn 20765 Who Cannot Tell A Lie
The Halfling Sailor
Captain of the Halfing Cavalry
halfling 4+1 Fell to eleven elven arrows beneath the bogs. view
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"The" Dudestrom 20000 Magic User 5 Killed by Special K's galvanic thrust that time the halflings messed up reality. view
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Archibald Arborlax 17000 "Ochibold Ahbulaks" magic-user 4 Going through Puberty. view
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Bronzebeard the Average 16000 Merciless Assassin of the Dwarves dwarf 5 Fell heroically defending the party from wolves view
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A. Winston Willoughby 16000 The Sir
The Lord
The Poet Warrior
The Original Prankster
The Avenger of Brothers
The Deceiver
The Son of Loki
The Original Gangster
The Hellpit Abomination
The Winter's Wolf
The Pirate's Bane
The Slayer of Hifflid the Dragon
The Vampire's Adversary
The Thief who Braved the Lich's Tomb
The Godslayer
halfling 5 Died to a witch's fireball spell. view
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Mukroc Drungo Drungas 12000 Bellows of the Blue Flame;
Hierophant of the Rosy Horn;
Corkum the Revelator;
Eye of the Gas Giant;
Phaustroll's Phlail;
and, erst to be,
The Moonbringer, cum Moonbrought!
anti-cleric 5 Burnt for his sins at Wickrobe Tower in Return to Sftabhmontown view
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Gadzooks 10000 Gadzooks the Wizened, Hey Where'd He Go? Magic User 4 Hiding under his gigantic hat and/or the opposite direction of any combat view
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Fragglerock Crucifix 10000 He who once beat a gnome to death with a hickory switch. elf 3 Devoured by a giant turtle in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 1 view
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Wheede Spliffmanne 10000 magic-user 4 Heard the scream of Teema, banshee of the North Tower view
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Greyson Blackstone 9500 Blackstone
Demon F**ker
Witch Hunter 4(F)1(C) Died of a broken heart from Olana's scream. An awful ghost. view
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Elmon Lemon 8000 fighter 4 Perished fighting Lizard People in the lair of the Demon Queen. view
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Brock 8000 gnome 4 view
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Freika 6100 who never did find out why the pig exploded cleric 4 Bitten by a giant spider. view
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Buffalo 5442 magic-user 4 Succumbed to the poisonous fumes of Hifflid the Green view
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Bumblepuff 5000 elf 2 Slain by a Bugbear in the dungeon under the ruined church. view
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Poog of Zurangel 4000 Goblin Cleric 3 Currently hunting in the Sftabhmontown dungeon for a shovel. view
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Adonis Bronzeman 4000 fighter 3 Shot by a goblin riding a bear. view
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Barrister Kryptonite 3984 cleric 3 Killed by Special K in That Time the Halflings Really Messed Up Reality view
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Armand Hammer 3695 Monk of Beerzebub Cleric 2 Killed by Barghests in Braynoch's Cliff XXVI: In the Dog House view
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Sparks 3000 the squid that was once a man cleric 3 Died of a squiddy heart attack view
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Catalyn 2646 Elf 1 Caroused with a werewolf view
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DJ Frobl 2285 halfling 1 view
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Lucky Sara 2040 "the strapping"
Imperator Lucky Sara
fighter 2 Killed by Toc, now a horrible ghost view
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Drosdak 2000 The Immortal fighter 2 Slain by a bugbear view
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Captain Mirvan 2000 goblin-bowler, perfume-drinker, friend of Deagh fighter 2 Slain by Windlass Patricia in To Steal a Feather view
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Apple Pie Tim Bitt 1698 "nothing so long-winded" elf 1 Exploded along with his band in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 view
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DNK 1134 Definitely NOT Kilgore fighter 1 Had his throat ripped out by the wolf Richard Vikarson in Elfland - Week V view
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Typpa 1012 Elf 1 Killed by a displacer beast during the transport of the Great Tree from Borland to the coast. view
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Nuadine 796 elf 1 Killed by tentacles conjured by Kazeckish the Undying view
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Tannhäuser Gate 603 halfling 1 Exploded in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 view
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8ball 480 "The Flayer", legitimate businessman of house Clegane Reviver of Fire elf 1

Killed by a giant falcon in In which Deadgh the muscle wizard met with a badger. His body was never found.

It was not a big play.

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Chuârtç 73 who swore an oath to defeat Winter magic-user 1 view
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Larmir 56 the mercenary dead. view
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Little Sharksey d'Oysters 45 who came equipped with auto power save mode. fighter 1 Killed by goblins. view
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Eyebefory 36 who inherited the wind. halfling 1 Struck and drained by Yurang The Betrayer view
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Asmun 0 Promoted from man-at-arms and immediately killed by a thrown rock. view
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Wrong Way Johansen 0 Halfling 1 Obliterated by dragons breath view
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Immajehrque Hollioe 0 Halfling 2 Was used as an improvised weapon by a Vrock. view
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Kostanza 0 Halfling 1 view
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Fritz 0 Elf 1 Slain by goblin arrows view
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Wellington Crumplehorn 0 giant-drinker fighter 1 struck down by the Siren Countess in Things went badly in Mewyrall view
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Topp Foppman 0 Topp "Of the Pops" Foppman fighter 1 view
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Buttons 0 The Switch Halfling 1 view
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Olan DeBrooke 0 Ol' Dwarfish Bastard, ODB Dwarf 1 Killed by a foul mouthed sniper. view
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Buttercup Commonwealth 0 Mirror-writer elf 1 Cut down by lizard folk in The Blood Rains of Lonhall part 7 view
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High Striker Tuffman 0 muscle wizard 1 Caught in a web spell and burned alive while covering the party's retreat. Subsequently digested by a grey ooze. view
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Hardy Tuffman 0 First Disciple of Saint Mel Gibson fighter 1 Killed by an exploding door view
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Quill 0 Pleb of the Order of St. Calnica Elf 1 Splattered at the bottom of a 50 foot pit in the dungeon under Braynoch's Cliff. view
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Bunn von Deathtrap 0 the bodybuilder fighter 1 buried under a pile of rubble view
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Billiardball Toodlesnoot 0 cleric 1 view
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Gallow Nothisrealname 0 "The Bruised" magic-user 1 Perished to Invisible Stalkers. view
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Fiskars 0 Catfood Cleric 1 Dragged into the woods by a panther view
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Lucky Jack 0 The unlucky Magic User 1 Devoured by panthers within hours of joining the party. view
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Linnaeus 0 magic-user 1 Fell from a balcony in the tower of Harald the Weakling. view
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Muramasa Massamune 0 Heavy metal militia fighter view
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Ethel Masur 0 Brimstone cleric 1 view
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Eugene Wimpel-Werpel 0 Bossanova, the greatest lover in Fantasy Europe fighter 1 view
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"Bravo" Grumblebluff 0 the anglo-saxon elf 1 view
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Cupid 0 who ate some shrinking powder and remained tiny for the rest of his life. elf 1 view
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Violetta 0 magic-user 1 Killed by pirates on Thornell view
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Yurang The Betrayer 0 not just dead. 1 Drained by a wight outside Sftabhmontown. A statue depicting his death may be seen in town. view
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Little Lambsey Divey 0 fighter 1 Eaten by ghouls view
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