Captain Mirvan once out-bowled a goblin named Padraig.
Captain Mirvan even bowled a strike with Padraig's head to win the game.
Captain Mirvan smashed a chair because he thought it was of shabby quality.
Captain Mirvan laughed and mocked his allies, for they were not as deadly as he.
Captain Mirvan almost died from drinking a vial of perfume.
Captain Mirvan got drunk and was turned into a pig after he made unwelcome advances on the town's witch.
Captain Mirvan has a lot to live up to.