Bob's Little Book of Learning
After Bob became endumbened by the Siren Countess during the events of Things went badly in Mewyrall and attempted theft of Hugh & Dory's boat, Geoffrey Diamonds was remarkably touched by the plight of Bob that he immediately took to work on writing and illustrating a coloring book to help him become a functioning member of society once again. Once the book is published, it'll be a very new and subtle way to have whole generations indoctrinated into thinking the party is rad.
C is for Cat! - Missing Kitty Poster
G is for Gadzooks, Help Finish His Spell!
I is for Investing in Real Estate!
Geoffrey Diamonds Dress-Up Time
K is for Killgore (all of them)
O is for the Ocean! Fuck the Ocean!
P is for Peregrine of the Periphery!
U is for Underground Tombs! Beware what lurks below!
V is for Very. Fucking. Dangerous!
W is for Wraith / Sorry, Rosencrantz
Y is for... wait, is that a yam?
Z is for Zolobachi's Impractical Yam, useless for any and all purposes. Get out of my book, yams!