The Big Book of Names

by Geoffrey Diamonds

When you are a parent it is stressful normally let alone having to come up with a rad name for ur kid too so why not use one of these ones they are v. cool!

Below are written 20 themed lists containing different types of names. Surely, you will find something that piques your interest.

_{~To randomly choose a name~}

_{Roll 1d20 for what list you choose from. Then, roll 1d100 to find your name from the appropriate list.}

List 1: The Majestic

1. Geoffrey Diamonds
2. Dick Dorkins
3. Gibraltar
4. Maurice
5. Steve French
6. Tony Internet
7. Sneaky Pete
8. Fat Bob
9. Wordsworth
10. Snagglepuss
11. Big Mike
12. Shadynasty
13. Armok
14. Lytumbo
15. Grabbin' Butts
16. Ignazio
17. Buttons
18. Windmelon
19. Ester
20. Prince
21. r/theredpill
22. Aerosmith
23. Gimbles
24. Wincepeen
25. Superallah
26. Tiny Dancer
27. Business Time
28. Umbuntu
29. Stevesie
30. Adobe Photoshop
31. Alistair
32. Mister Connelly
33. Trilby
34. Fedora
35. Trilby Notafedora
36. Lord Pigeon
37. Jigglin'
38. Patriarchy
39. Marquis de Cinnabon
40. Bobbin
41. Blanco
42. The Funk
43. Boobmaster
44. Flink
45. Whip SlagCheek
46. Mrs. Tuffington
47. Biggus
48. Billy Lutece
49. Siobhán
50. Frestie
51. Buttahcreme
52. Chataqua
53. Runny Clomper Stomper
54. Anne Coulter
55. Seabug
56. Cupcake
57. Salty Sillynanny
58. Your Fatherdad
59. Bouncy
60. Windows 95
61. Chad Styles
62. Betamax
63. Little Italy
64. Charles Houghtaling
65. Gum Undertable
66. The Rapman
67. Cat Weirdtoes
68. Touchy
69. Flinger
70. Hooper
71. Boots
72. Fillibuster
73. Misandrist
74. Lester
75. Rooney
76. The Tool Man
77. Ron Paul
78. Thornby
79. Stabby
80. Bitey
81. The Seductress, Corrupter of Humanity
82. Chauncy
83. Star Fox
84. Chaz
85. A Creepy Doll
86. Wesley
87. Betsy
88. Kilgore
89. El Gato Negro
90. Ned
91. Buster
92. Hashtag Vegeta
93. Party Pooper
94. Booksy
95. Anton Slavik
96. Agnes
97. Rusty
98. Salotta Funk
99. Dewey
100. Ponchartrain

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List 2: Instant Favorites

1. Skittles
2. Change
3. Bronan the Contrarian
4. The Guvnah
5. Fansy
6. Rick Violence
7. Cocoa Butter
8. Supa Hot Fire
9. Emilio
10. Candi
11. Stats Major
12. Charlene
13. Goodburger
14. Badburger
15. Chaosburger
16. Burgher
17. Unfunny
18. Charity
19. Poop Reaper
20. Dillz
21. Grimley
22. Ted Cruz
23. Cancer
24. Friendly
25. Bob
26. Tiny Tim
27. Tinny Tim
28. Legalizeit
29. Cancer
30. Alexi
31. Stavros
32. Tigger
33. 4chan the Hacker
34. Poptart
35. Gross Oreo
36. Tasty Oreo
37. Peo
38. Rumeri
39. Innis
40. Geoffrey Diamonds
41. Al Roker
42. Rhythm, the Dancer
43. Hershey
44. Charlie
45. Doomslicer, Bane of Demons
46. Winky, the Vengeful
47. Stick
48. Lilith
49. Dance Commander
50. Tuxie
51. Nighthawk
52. Taupe O'Boring
53. Franklin DeSmit
54. Baxter
55. Gloombind
56. Swiftfoot
57. Littlefoot
58. Ducky
59. Duckbag
60. Johnny Awful
61. Johnny Lawful
62. Shorty McBeige
63. Buddy Wonton
64. Carottes
65. Livetweet
66. Petra
67. Dorrie
68. Jaundice
69. Ia
70. Neopoints
71. Krondor
72. Sax Dog 100
73. Internet Friends
74. Oswald
75. LARPer
76. Petunia
77. Penny
78. Mary Sue
79. Tonights EmCee
80. Realjim
81. Killzilla
82. La Cobra Rápido
83. Ninja Goku
84. Samurai Obama
85. Bruce
86. Juppie
87. Benny
88. RAINBOW PONY
89. Wriggly
90. The Urinator
91. Turbo
92. Rosemarie
93. Altman
94. Hairbank
95. Shiong Mao Niao
96. Rollin' Thunder
97. Horace the Widower
98. Mrs. Wonderful
99. Ulaan
100. Dr. Quinn

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List 3: Exotic Delights

1. Kidwell
2. Wonderdream
3. Nicks
4. Le Chocolat
5. Sadie
6. Gunner
7. Babycakes
8. Hypersexual
9. Shortstuff
10. Pony
11. Hannibal
12. Willam
13. Grunger
14. Jethro
15. Tus
16. Joram
17. McFiesty
18. Priess
19. Fatty McButt
20. Don Juan
21. Stardust
22. Blogpost
23. Lamb Chop
24. Esker
25. Marigold
26. Geoffrey Diamonds
27. Hans
28. Boddicker
29. Cain
30. Hob
31. Nonny
32. Barney
33. Perkins
34. Virgil
35. Mr. Steal-Yo-Girl
36. Sempai
37. Raoul
38. Warren
39. Sugar
40. Tingles
41. Mooney
42. Latrice
43. RoboChad
44. Kony
45. Vinny
46. Bubba
47. Indira
48. FEMA
49. Eggbun
50. Elvira
51. Bunnicula
52. Hornio
53. Priapus
54. Stinky
55. Marx Wasright
56. Hot Toddy
57. Freaker by the Speaker
58. J-Wow
59. Hooper
60. Oklahoma
61. Orangegina
62. Jujube
63. Zylofone
64. Brown Bear
65. Vanilla Bear
66. Roger
67. Pike
68. Fowl Master
69. Suburbs
70. Maxwell
71. Ikuy
72. Plague
73. Bonanza
74. Waifu
75. Sloth
76. Maya
77. Marshall Applewhite
78. Jacques
79. Lettuce
80. Muffin Monster
81. Seymour
82. Geoffrey Diamonds
83. Ripper
84. Butch
85. Duchess
86. Pappy
87. Watchqueen
88. Juicing
89. Chase DaBooty
90. Majesty
91. Norton
92. Black Beauty
93. Doritos
94. Pixie
95. Creed
96. Breaker
97. Duster
98. Eucalyptus
99. Slimjim
100. Randy Savage

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List 4: Heartfelt Classics

1. Hunter Brannigan
2. Cranny
3. Cowjay
4. Biggles
5. Semicolon
6. Skenes
7. Taco
8. Cliffy
9. Krunk
10. Blind Rachel
11. Elf
12. Davey
13. Jade
14. Gummer
15. Kurtz
16. Cooley
17. Johnny Cage
18. Big Beef
19. Hamtaro
20. A Saxon
21. Inferior
22. Fluff'n'stuff
23. Peng
24. Hogwallop
25. Burt
26. Rhonda
27. Radar
28. Oxnard
29. Connie
30. Cosmic Latte
31. Bijou
32. Percy
33. Kertis
34. Huckle
35. Jennifer Diamonds
36. Anaconda
37. Weir
38. Everett
39. Stark
40. Bolt
41. Grady
42. Chunk
43. Gemerald
44. Closeted
45. Shitler
46. Kermit
47. Tandi
48. Snoozy
49. Brewer
50. Mimi
51. Flash
52. Muu
53. Fruitjack
54. Umagon
55. Joan of the Ozarks
56. Wimpins Smithersworth
57. Lurker
58. Shagquick
59. Miss Congeniality
60. Blunderwood
61. Girthmaster
62. Teague
63. Zionism
64. Sipsey
65. Rake
66. Jello
67. Redshirt
68. Alfredo
69. Rico Suave
70. Oxanna
71. A Chocolate Fountain
72. Ennui
73. Hell Fart
74. Chestbridge
75. Moonface
76. Cuck
77. Norlins
78. Beauregard
79. Roscoe
80. Literally The Worst
81. Tumblr
82. Whiskey Rascal
83. Gin Wizard
84. MDMA Prophet
85. Wine Beast
86. Snoop Lion
87. Doktor Fernet Branca
88. Thaddeus
89. Carmin
90. Tony Hawk
91. Flogger
92. Frogger
93. Shade
94. Hoboskin
95. Papa Pilgrim
96. Robert Hansen
97. Vicki (with hearts dotting the i's)
98. Geraniol
99. Yam
100. Geoffrey Diamonds

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List 5: Names of Power

1. Wanda
2. Pee-inist
3. Craigory
4. McCall
5. Wrangell
6. Duck
7. Alpha
8. Holla
9. Cat
10. Juice
11. Fondon't
12. Doug
13. Bunyip
14. Breaker
15. Sodbuster
16. Linton
17. King of Trout
18. Ratwart
19. Rose
20. Darkmere
21. Valerie
22. Bjorn Smellfart
23. Harriet
24. Wishbone
25. NuFunk
26. Vegetable
27. Fiskars
28. Ayn Rand
29. Patriot
30. Pitbull
31. Saturnalia
32. Luna
33. Man-bean
34. Polyp
35. Fadangle
36. Futabu
37. Meef
38. Kivo
39. Lust-monger
40. Asenath
41. Hromnir
42. Burly
43. Kilhagen
44. Arumba
45. Tecter
46. Nergal
47. Kazuumovake
48. Geoffrey Diamonds
49. Brah
50. Broseidon
51. Brodo Baggins
52. Brotini
53. Frat
54. Stinkface
55. Shadowchild
56. Noodle
57. Caller
58. B-ball Star
59. Lavo
60. Badwife
61. Goodwife
62. Hotwife
63. Woodwife
64. Pizuzu
65. Wee Wee
66. Andrea
67. Mandrea
68. Kerensky
69. Onii-Chan
70. Griffith
71. Hussar
72. Plaid
73. Volt
74. Wangster
75. Legendairy
76. Orb
77. Roxy
78. Grinder
79. Honeymay
80. Slack
81. Sadoshi
82. Mukluk
83. Lucy
84. Sunny
85. Nibs
86. Wizard
87. Aneko
88. Barith
89. Lehigh
90. Le High
91. Cherry
92. Sox
93. Cyber Lemon
94. Chud
95. Madden
96. Chad Kroeger
97. Whispy
98. Griswold
99. Geoffrey Diamonds
100. Sinzilla

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List 6: The Taboo

1. Stoya
2. Chodester
3. Staples
4. Stile
5. Style
6. Glyzo
7. Blister
8. Oaks
9. Tearoom Trader
10. Catarina
11. Brooks
12. Slinger
13. Boombastic
14. Trole
15. Bristol
16. Bernanke
17. Trooghaft
18. Spencer
19. Heam
20. Furio
21. Tlingo
22. Geoffrey Diamonds
23. McCullogh
24. Toots
25. Dips
26. Hunk
27. Sizequeen
28. Laud
29. Namaste
30. Weber
31. Sexlexia
32. Hatpants
33. Pauli
34. Slobber
35. Dringo
36. Carnie
37. Supersonic Fuckstick
38. Tipster
39. Dudley
40. Metroid
41. Servsey
42. Paxton
43. Dunn
44. White Water
45. Salame
46. Thrillbo Baggins
47. Doodler
48. Corncob
49. Bait
50. Air Wolf
51. Goose
52. Black Knight
53. Jake the Snake
54. Lazlo
55. Tubbs
56. Chubbs
57. Stubbs
58. Whizzler
59. Untimely
60. Abortionizer
61. Metagamer
62. Munchkin
63. Mexican Train
64. Foodio
65. Jam Funk
66. Gunsmoke
67. Ninelives
68. Deadeye
69. Kilgore
70. The Senator
71. The Justicar
72. The Grand Admiral
73. The Exalted
74. The Slaughterhorn
75. Geoffrey Diamonds
76. Paingiver
77. Ticklegiver
78. Natty Twenty
79. Rojas
80. Pedro
81. Crafty Hans
82. Grimdark
83. Fey
84. Rochester
85. Hunch
86. Bumquist
87. Meatslap
88. Titoad
89. Barry
90. Freshmaker
91. Chaos Nugget
92. Chaos Nougat
93. Lolly
94. Terex
95. A Goddamn Halfling
96. Reroll
97. Avalanche
98. Yam
99. Vanapagan
100. Lil' Cutie

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List 7: Spooky Surnames

1. Bronan the Contrarian
2. Ripgut
3. Terrorbone
4. Stinkstink
5. Zorro
6. Spinesnap
7. Slackey Jack
8. Fancy Queen
9. Kall
10. Willock
11. Cheeki Breeki
12. Matérialisme
13. Spilger
14. Brifton
15. Welland
16. Delilah
17. Turple
18. Necrodancer
19. Varendrye
20. Lignotes
21. Whoop
22. MLG
23. Erotico
24. Alira
25. Rake
26. Lilith
27. lol i guess so
28. Hustlegood
29. Copy
30. Dropsy
31. Nute
32. Fistboy
33. Fergwad
34. Ol' Smeller
35. Ol' Lestra
36. Enrique
37. Prince
38. Geoffrey Diamonds
39. Dario
40. Kim She
41. Jitter
42. Zwitter
43. Fury
44. Cornisha
45. Starbooty
46. Walnut
47. Who
48. Eels
49. Vinegar
50. Shrim
51. Creole
52. Shlang
53. Mr. Dead
54. Shakers
55. Gild
56. Creaker
57. Howsit
58. Zareni
59. George Zimmerman
60. Helen Killer
61. Jemp
62. Billitussle
63. Gnasher
64. Pouts
65. Foster
66. Squibb
67. Torchbearer
68. Treeflower
69. Mudgut
70. Hireling
71. Loreli
72. Peek
73. Galt
74. Lenzie
75. Fever
76. Kloutscore
77. My AC is 10
78. Punchrot
79. Atacan
80. Nikka
81. Laverta
82. Durance
83. Clams
84. Dagget
85. Easier
86. Pinkie
87. Notadoppleganger McHuman
88. Frito
89. Butchess
90. Duck-kisser
91. The Bloodied Seductress
92. Siwick
93. Disco
94. Whoopie
95. Old Man River
96. Jennifer Diamonds
97. TacocaT
98. RacecaR BoB
99. Strange
100. Baskilich

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List 8: Magnificent Monkiers

1. Fishnoise
2. Cuddlesabre
3. Fansy
4. Ecosse
5. Warble
6. Inorep
7. Ass Hoard
8. Ghost Cat
9. Ghost Dad
10. Xit
11. Sabes
12. Persephone
13. Big Booty
14. Wesker
15. Bub
16. Fuckmaster
17. Starcatcher
18. Violeta
19. Unfortunate
20. Lucky
21. Milque
22. Evey
23. Ladybird
24. Ronald
25. Eff Ten
26. Fighter the Cleric
27. Uncle Bungle
28. Ohe
29. Dr. Dick
30. Erotinaut
31. Flashback
32. Priebe
33. Neon
34. John Mayer
35. Elomenopee
36. Sinéad
37. Wendingo
38. Lene
39. René
40. Claus
41. Søren
42. Remington
43. Jim Bob
44. Ennui
45. Perfidy
46. Mr. Duplicity
47. Guile
48. Alanis
49. Voodoo
50. NASCAR
51. Redbeard
52. Jeep
53. Flannel
54. Deadbone
55. Senator Sprinkles
56. Congressman Crumbles
57. Leatherdaddy
58. Prickly Pear
59. Radar
60. Sonar
61. Croaky
62. Jasper
63. Twister
64. Marlin
65. Scary
66. Kasi
67. Malbec
68. Nevernude
69. Not All Halflings
70. Tecia
71. Winchester
72. Peanut
73. Crosswire
74. The Littlest Hobo
75. Kama Sutra
76. Mahoney
77. Everlong
78. Everschlong
79. Fairgraves
80. Stokys
81. Dugger
82. Thaddeus
83. Pastor Phelps
84. Clarice
85. Buffalo Bill
86. Hoppes
87. Savage
88. Spoonerism
89. Barrett
90. Glob
91. Bucket
92. Geoffrey Diamonds
93. Shortstack
94. Hightower
95. Geoffrey Diamonds
96. Diablo
97. Lazarus
98. Honey Bee
99. Honey Boo Boo Child
100. Arsley Butts
101. Assmar

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List 9: Delightful Designations

1. Questionably Moist
2. Magika De Spell
3. Biotruther
4. Doctor Jones
5. Doctor Love
6. Doctor Dick
7. Mastodon
8. Meat Droppings
9. Line Cook Mitch
10. Cordovan
11. Donald Trump
12. Vapor
13. Syndrome
14. Kiwi
15. Briner
16. Carl
17. Leoric
18. Hudson
19. Sandy
20. Gaiden
21. Meatseat
22. Triggered
23. Bootygay
24. Lisel
25. Big Gulp
26. Zoltun
27. Beringer
28. Dirty Mike
29. Fuckboi
30. Diamond Cutter
31. Ace Crusher
32. Le Tits
33. Mysterio
34. Trapper Jack
35. Snotspill
36. Loveless
37. Marija
38. Aki
39. Trebeck
40. Tono
41. Chappie
42. Farnham
43. Sleepy
44. Gharbad
45. Asylla
46. Squirt
47. Judd
48. Clancy
49. Slotter
50. Rajaton
51. Judas
52. Comrade Olives
53. Miff
54. Moof
55. Meef
56. Teadle
57. Magic Johnson
58. Essential NPC
59. Black Pudding
60. Decker
61. Pia
62. Alaska
63. Turd Ferguson
64. Babylon
65. Big Baby Davey
66. WOMP womp
67. Bob Ross
68. War Machine
69. Love Machine
70. Dark Wanderer
71. Albrecht
72. Turnip
73. Sluggo
74. Whysper Jack
75. Gabriel
76. Uíbh Fhailí
77. Saucy Buccaneer
78. Big Easy
79. Curley
80. Kikapoo
81. Rumplies
82. Maonaigh
83. Cockles
84. Dio
85. Winston Sexton
86. Studworth
87. RUSTOR
88. Raphoe
89. Biblet
90. Briggs
91. Tomas
92. Scaruffi
93. Albert
94. Red
95. Ennis
96. Timo
97. Honeypot
98. Nubblies
99. Geoffrey Diamonds
100. Monk

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List 10: Shitty Fuckin' Names

1. Toonces
2. Kidwell
3. Liq Mi'as
4. Boad
5. Boad the Bad
6. Robin Antin
7. Murphey
8. Trilly, Trilly Willy!!
9. Mom's Spaghetti
10. The Unthanked Magpie
11. Nod
12. Swivel
13. Jitter
14. Winter
15. Baroom
16. Omelette
17. The Sausage King
18. Pumpkin
19. Tonguebath
20. Silo
21. Rosco P. Coltrane
22. Gazzo
23. Eva
24. Two Scoops
25. Andmal
26. Sid Nasty
27. Brasco
28. Ludlow
29. Baby Ruth
30. Daddy Ruth
31. Geoffrey Diamonds
32. Space Virgin MRA Esquire
33. Bravo
34. Untouchable
35. Flash
36. Sonny Green
37. New Shoes
38. Macanipre
39. The Dean
40. Moon Moon
41. Rats
42. One of the Baja Men
43. Tally Whacker
44. Wade
45. Buck Cinnamon
46. Mantis
47. Nermal
48. Jojo
49. Ol' Walleyes
50. The Changeling
51. Binky
52. Mr. Blue Sky
53. Arbuckle
54. Hot Carl
55. Candy Cummings
56. Sean Penn
57. Adrian Brody
58. Cool Ghost
59. Wickwire
60. gainey
61. Sutter
62. Grimes
63. Sevrin
64. Fuck Mountain
65. Pope Mobile
66. Bogan
67. Corvus
68. Grunt Thunder
69. Brick Arabian
70. Grunt Thunder
71. Whip Slagcheek
72. Touch Rustrod
73. Brick Hardmeat
74. Crunch Buttsteak
75. Dirk Hardpec
76. Flint Ironstag
77. Fist Rockbone
78. Gristle McThornbody
79. Punch Rockgroin
80. Punt Speedchunk
81. Reef Blastbody
82. Stump Chunkman
83. Blast Hardcheese
84. Lahiri
85. Josef Grool
86. Defecation God
87. Smoking Bob
88. Monkey Man
89. Mouse
90. Buttered Toast Guy
91. Kanye East
92. Tumblr Dad
93. Big Scary Dog
94. Frankly
95. Funkhouser
96. Uldyssian
97. Shameless
98. Palm Pilot
99. Patricia Mayonnaise
100. Kissy bear

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List 11 Timeless Tags

1. Squirt Anderson
2. Torque Von Steel
3. Benjamin Spoon Bongos
4. Personal Jesus
5. Hair Clapton
6. 01101011 01101001
7. Bomb Ass Cathy
8. Grope Stunden
9. Tessa Creamer
10. The Playboy
11. Stardust Child
12. Palma
13. Black Gold
14. Doc Pate
15. Billy the Lid
16. Hulk
17. Mudbone
18. Daddy Long Droppings
19. D.O.U.G.
20. Peter Pettigrew
21. Original G
22. Harold Condition
23. Lump
24. Catcall Jones
25. Rufus the Magnificent
26. Johnny Cash
27. Chuck Prophet
28. Shakey Graves
29. Beefcut
30. The Traveller
31. Kayar
32. Physics
33. Hound Mouth
34. Pecker
35. Van Pelt
36. His Name Is Me
37. Pepper Shaker
38. Mobile Cummings
39. Billy Ray Cyrus
40. Groblidor
41. Frank Castle
42. Bradley
43. Applebee
44. Svast
45. You Did
46. Mound
47. Warp Whistle
48. Leo
49. Nipplefister
50. Geoffrey Diamonds
51. Tito
52. Ruby Rhod
53. Fatov
54. Watson
55. Stoopnixie
56. Frog
57. Toad
58. Carmeana
59. Ixel
60. The Woodsman
61. Unce Unce Unce
62. Swole
63. Max Strike
64. Dead Lift
65. Titty Toppings
66. Small Moist
67. Ms. Frizzle
68. Randy Falco
69. Cishet
70. Dick Cummins
71. Wolfgang
72. Skyrattler
73. Garth Kimba
74. Unfortunate Asian 1 of 4
75. Comeuppance
76. Eglinton
77. An Satan
78. Bradley Hitler-Smith
79. Like us on Facebook!
80. Foxclub Niner
81. Harry Starnipples
82. Stan the Hot Dog Man
83. Yoojest
84. Mrs. Robinson
85. Mr. Robinson
86. On The D20
87. Eggplant Emoji
88. Frowny Face
89. Smiley Face
90. Emoticon
91. Boo
92. Time Bangers
93. Darth Hater
94. Darth Playa
95. Le-Ah (Pronounced Lee Dash Ah)
96. Justice Janit
97. Mercuh
98. Hostage Ostrich
99. Spiddlestick
100. Starfisher

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List 12: Awesome Aliases

1. Lawd Hammercy
2. Daiquiri Zachary
3. Screech
4. Captain Fantastic (Live from Tokyo!)
5. Milli Vanilli
6. Joe Superior
7. Fab Morvan
8. Wicked
9. Smoove B.
10. Raindance Maggie
11. Aqualung
12. Hist
13. 10cc
14. Lovin' spoonful
15. Alaska
16. Tex
17. Argone
18. Sir Psycho Sexy
19. Deathrotica
20. Problematic
21. IDJIT
22. Dougie
23. Doogie
24. Doobie
25. Puffdaddy
26. Bush Did 9/11
27. Biotruth
28. Unmeltable Steel Beam
29. Inside Job
30. Foamy
31. Dear Leader
32. Respected Person
33. Father of the People
34. Shining Star of Paektu Mountain
35. Kurt Vonnegut
36. Dortigan
37. Patchouli
38. The Carrot
39. Coinage
40. Daddy
41. Three-Wolf Moon
42. Eurozone
43. Grexit
44. Yanis Varoufuckyes
45. Literally a Dog
46. Internal Combustion
47. Awesome Coolname
48. Jeffrey Diamondz
49. Calvin
50. Hobbes
51. Thomas Hobbes
52. Tinder
53. Limited Government
54. Jeff Zircon
55. Lou Reads
56. Big Mama
57. Little Mama
58. Fat Man
59. Littleboy
60. Big Other
61. Significant Other
62. Slavoj Zizek
63. Enlightenment Values
64. Liberty
65. Fraternity
66. Sorority
67. Equality
68. Intimacy
69. Austerity
70. Billary
71. The Idea of North
72. Discordia
73. Hagbard Celine
74. AAA
75. Free Refills
76. Ship
77. T3h Penguinz of d00m
78. Random lol
79. Boat
80. Christopher Christian "Ricardo" Weston Chandler
81. Mike Dawson
82. Spanky
83. Germaine
84. Freddy
85. Sabri Yildiz
86. Clawer
87. Genghis Swan
88. Nick
89. Skrob
90. Rule34
91. Marilyn Front
92. Delia
93. Geoffrey Diamonds
94. Stretch Goal
95. Ross Perot
96. Captain Pronin
97. Inspector Zenigata
98. Velvet Dusk
99. Gipper
100. Donald Trump

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List 13: A Rags Man

1. Winky Slinky
2. Wambarumbum
3. Spits
4. Lil' Pig
5. M.C. Sleepy
6. Bubs
7. Druggo
8. El Hat
9. Blank
10. Fuck Fondler
11. The Meat
12. DJ
13. VD
14. Calico
15. On Warm Raven
16. Chris Fell In Gopher
17. Smoothie
18. Buffalo Wild
19. Rick Danger
20. Skordil
21. Diamond Jim
22. Magic Loser
23. Celebrity Apprentice
24. Schlongazor
25. Libertea
26. Patty Mayonnaise
27. Crunkleton
28. Grooveman
29. Turner
30. Spijay
31. Chive
32. Spolumbo
33. Chase Lowlander
34. The Father
35. The Son
36. The Mothra
37. Wilcox
38. Caleb
39. Ted Crilly
40. Mrs. Boyle
41. Jackknifed Spices Guy
42. Hanako Ikezowa
43. Icecap Dykes Funk Jigs
44. Dumbbum
45. Wolfgang Fucking Schäuble
46. Gussy
47. Hammoth
48. Ceca Skunked Fiji Gyps
49. Cupcakes Fiend Jig Sky
50. Anime Fuck Pillow
51. Data Gibber
52. Grecised Knothole
53. Flared Job John
54. Stanza Hake Nightfall
55. Tad Whet Fork
56. Czar En Snort
57. Escaped Sick Funky Jig
58. Shake Zee The Yum
59. A Defied Fogy Norm
60. Madden Gooeyriff
61. A Godsend More Yiff
62. Defamed Fro Yogins
63. Deranged Iffymoos
64. Deadens Iffygroom
65. Goaded Moneyriff
66. Dread Effigymoon
67. Maned Goodyfifers
68. Geoffrey Diamonds
69. Chirpy Burpy
70. Vilas
71. Old Man Grogan
72. Pegleg Pete
73. Retch Sweeny
74. Horatio Bung
75. McManus
76. Mrs. Peabody
77. Al Findley
78. Bun
79. Rancid Crabtree
80. J.R. Ewing
81. Vine
82. Five By Five
83. No You
84. Magnus
85. Cress Nip
86. On Warm Raven
87. Rec Elves
88. Bum Elm Fluff
89. Dewink
90. Lily Satou
91. Iwata
92. Miki Miura
93. Angrycat
94. Oscar "Hogge" Wilde
95. Captain Pronin
96. Sam from Utah
97. Lenny
98. Serious Spencer
99. Prof. Panties
100. Caroline

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List 14: Beautiful Brands

1. Tinder Mistake
2. Crash Danger
3. Elvira
4. You there!
5. Candy Charms
6. Wesley Crusher
7. Ryker Striker
8. Rider Strider
9. Kitty Poole
10. Timber
11. Weldon
12. Tasha Yar
13. Guinan
14. Worf
15. Dorf
16. Dwarf
17. Lwaxana
18. Motherfucking William Riker
19. Citizen
20. Lurtha
21. B'Etor
22. #1 Swist
23. Chaz Finzter
24. The Technocrat
25. Freestyle
26. Roadrules
27. Big Air
28. Capital Shrimp
29. Big Mic
30. Crack Funk
31. Killa Juice
32. Lil Dog
33. Beat Pope
34. Dip Sniff
35. Boom Sleezy
36. Street Jesus
37. Baller Fresh
38. Ruckus
39. Cheadle
40. Watchdog
41. Edging
42. Jernegris
43. Lithop
44. Ash
45. Miser
46. Mister Biddy
47. King of Cats
48. Chantel
49. Virra
50. Kemiz
51. Kawaii
52. Rothfuzz
53. Geoffrey Diamonds
54. Magic Moon
55. Ravenous Shadow
56. Savagebane
57. Warwick
58. Montana Minx
59. Starrs Fox
60. Donica
61. Floopsyears
62. Poofypants
63. Whiskersprinkles
64. Wigglenose
65. Carrot Slayer
66. Bugsy Boo Boo
67. Tooty Hops-a-lot
68. Hollerin' Red
69. Moneybags
70. Darcy
71. Mr. Dressup
72. Chester the Crow
73. Mr. McFeely
74. Donkey Hodie
75. Piety
76. Everett
77. King Friday XIII
78. Queen Sara Saturday
79. Prince Tuesday
80. Grumpy Garland
81. Bobby Jindal
82. Squeegee
83. Kelly
84. Nounverb
85. Butts
86. Buttz
87. Squishy God
88. Buddart
89. Wendell
90. Part Time Thighs
91. Krillson
92. Dialla
93. Coriolanus
94. Valeria
95. Stop
96. Virkri
97. Atziri
98. Francis Sheehy-Skeffington
99. Aoife
100. Saoirse

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List 15: The Unspeakable

1. The Hash Slinging Slasher
2. Ki Sikile Lil La Kay
3. Moist
4. Dr. Acula
5. Flappy
6. Mr. Cool Ice
7. Baby Bull
8. Sbring
9. Lefty Lucy
10. JD
11. Undoubtable
12. Me
13. Hostile
14. Pamplemousse
15. Kanga
16. Roo
17. Seal
18. Anthony Sullivan
19. Guy Fieri
20. Paula Deen
21. Chode Goth
22. Sinnymon
23. The Treadmill
24. Nosegay
25. Geoffrey Diamonds
26. Penetrado
27. Avocado
28. Polygon
29. Toulouse
30. Mat Dickie
31. Playstation 1
32. Sardine
33. John McCain
34. BLAZEIT
35. Park Ranger
36. Trembly
37. Fart Wizard
38. Feminine-Tron
39. Two Burns
40. Bojack
41. Lamarr
42. Vegan
43. Vagan
44. Bodhisattva
45. Avid Shitter
46. Urinitus
47. Funky See
48. Funky Do
49. T.T.
50. Jimjam
51. Toadplay
52. Little Caesar
53. Pulitzer
54. Duggar
55. Artisa Arelas
56. Moridrin
57. Shade
58. Big Cheese
59. Brighid
60. 2hot2horny
61. Ogma
62. Epona
63. Morrigan
64. Impa
65. Bonooru
66. Gohma
67. Dragmire
68. Ernil
69. Sterdecan
70. Mabrigash
71. Barf
72. Nirai Ashishpalirdan
73. Joe Friday
74. Roadblock
75. Bill Gannon
76. Harlan W. Moore
77. Auroon
78. Nai Shae
79. Berwen
80. Bum Slappin'
81. Boser
82. Offal
83. Caius Cosades
84. Zant
85. Big Scary Dog
86. Doublehalf
87. Ambush
88. Destro
89. Blunts for Peace
90. Finn Fensler
91. Goon
92. Flint
93. Breaker
94. Jinx
95. Crazylegs
96. Impregnable
97. Kenji
98. Shallow Hal
99. Hipolito
100. Serge Callignon

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List 16: Sweet and Sour

1. Tanya Tickletitties
2. Anisette
3. Coyota
4. Hamentashen
5. Hermit
6. Rumball
7. Snowball
8. Joe Frogger
9. Rose de Reims
10. Berner Haselnusslebkuchen
11. Graham
12. J.P.W.
13. Mille Feuille
14. Bak Lava
15. Charles Gilman
16. Koekje
17. Sir Vicks
18. TimTam
19. Oreo
20. Victor Holt
21. Nilla
22. Belvita
23. Dunkaroo
24. Voortman
25. Milano
26. Moonpie
27. Hobnob
28. Pirouline
29. Peak Freen
30. Quely
31. VoVo
32. Jaffa
33. Oaty Dunker
34. Butters Crinkle
35. Jammie Dodger
36. Lyon Toffypop
37. Fig Newton
38. Chocolate McVities
39. Jacob Fruitfield
40. Custard Cream
41. Snickerdoodle
42. Famous Amos
43. Animal Cracker
44. Cream Cracker
45. Spritz
46. Mystico
47. Linzer Torte
48. Lebkuchen
49. Pfeffernüsse
50. Mechaman
51. Stroopwaffel
52. Pizelle
53. Gingerbread Man
54. Amaretti
55. Kavos
56. Pokey
57. Biscotti
58. Biscoff
59. Krumkake
60. Avagantamos
61. Macaroon
62. Macaron
63. Speculaas
64. Milano
65. Geoffrey Diamonds
66. Brian Burnham
67. Happy Wheel
68. J.K. Rowling
69. I Suppose I Pooped
70. Purin
71. Lazhigh
72. The Return
73. M. Night Shamylan
74. Hudson Hawk
75. Dad Did It
76. xXninja_gaiden473Xx
77. Shark Shaman
78. Andrew Sullivan
79. Water
80. Dorian Grey
81. Robert Armstrong
82. Scuba Steve
83. Lollerskates
84. Superpants
85. Abby Normal
86. Ephemeral Homeless
87. Shaman Shaming
88. Socks
89. Almonds
90. Dried Fruit
91. Michael Granzino
92. Waffleman
93. Mason Quigley
94. Reptilian Humanoid
95. Mersey Rivers
96. Wendy Koffman
97. Sully
98. Citroën
99. Final Tiger
100. Lil' Sebastian

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List 17: Advanced Nameology

1. Peugot
2. Terry Bush
3. Rachel Notley
4. The Littlest Hobo
5. D.B. Cooper
6. Fox Mulder
7. Dana Scully
8. Herbert
9. Captain Wynn Johnson
10. John Fir
11. Duke Winston Wynnson
12. Count Edric Churchill
13. Swiss Swenson
14. Agnes Pagnes
15. Pilsner Pete
16. Reverend Ulrich Ericson
17. Vicount Keith Ponderosa
18. Seriph Black
19. Phillip White
20. Sam Sung
21. Bristol Palin
22. Pistol Birch
23. Alderman Elson Cordoba
24. Tom Mayday
25. General Tim Foster
26. The Righteous Tam Forester
27. Sergeant Grayson Fletcher
28. Fellick Forthright
29. Fenrick Fenwick
30. Francesca Mcadams
31. Castor Kensington
32. Div Tsao
33. Graigor Tamlin
34. Henning Ascot
35. Ithor Bensen
36. Liam Chavwick
37. meester Dughkich
38. Dustin Garmin
39. Tristan Hosta
40. Niall Digidigido
41. Orphum Insig
42. Poitr Jasper
43. Quentin Llywellyn
44. Rush Lansdowne
45. Surg Marquez
46. Teraphym Nova
47. Wessamina Ooorph
48. Konkin Qat
49. Captain Tennille
50. Roderick Uthadar
51. Regis Vaz
52. Vince Zyther
53. Theramin Zasper
54. Cookie Dorster
55. Retzino
56. Ivy Jennings
57. Alex Surge
58. Tristan Rush
59. Logal Lee
60. Brooklyn Sullivan
61. Geoffrey Diamonds
62. Adranne Peacock
63. Avery Riceman
64. Hiroki
65. Bailey Iceman
66. Cockfoster
67. Casey
68. Dakota
69. Picadilly
70. Francis Oxford
71. Kelly Ingelsen
72. Lee Dingle
73. Edward Randy
74. Punch Trio
75. Steely Dan
76. Klinger
77. Skoops
78. Goldrick
79. Dropsy
80. Porkchop Weebottoms
81. Ol' Smokey
82. Dr. Tran
83. Guybrush Threepwood
84. Mancomb Seepgood
85. Lechuck
86. Elaine Marley
87. Meathook
88. Rap Scallion
89. Rum Rogers
90. Estavan
91. Gammatron
92. Simple Simon
93. Daniel Page
94. Paul Elam
95. Anita Sarkeesian
96. Nick Reading
97. Blueface, the Masked Seducer
98. Jarvis
99. Cheryl
100. Party Girl

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List 18: Topical Titles

1. Professor Cosmo
2. Geoffrey Diamonds
3. Cecil the Lion
4. Doc Boy
5. Pokey Lafarge
6. Odie
7. Persni Kitty
8. Happy Chapman
9. Crooked Dick Nick
10. Swiper
11. Delphi
12. Dr. Vu
13. Uncle Vinnie
14. Mortimor Green
15. Buckley
16. Barry Burton
17. Wesker
18. Scott
19. Cad
20. Tiny
21. General Solomon
22. Tratos
23. Michael McNiel
24. Olivietti
25. Mook
26. Mean Dong
27. Volume
28. Master of Everything
29. Mad Dog
30. Arthur Martin
31. Selty
32. Robohos
33. Happy Evil Guy
34. Booblord
35. Sybil
36. Sissy
37. Hulk Hogan
38. Bill O'Reilly
39. Piper
40. Soady Pop
41. Tulio
42. Michael Jackson
43. Lil' Bo Peps
44. Ronda Rousey
45. Pouty
46. Nooner
47. Tired Kyle
48. Nancy Drew
49. Cresping
50. Megahuge
51. Young Marx
52. Aqua Buddha
53. Electric Waterloo
54. William
55. Gumba Gumba
56. American
57. Egger Eggers
58. Hank
59. Huxley
60. Joey Fukensuk
61. Zonatti
62. Herman
63. Eggstein
64. Talon
65. Jabroni
66. Hemale
67. Bambi
68. Lucky
69. Unkillable
70. Hateme
71. Lavos
72. Magikarp
73. Robbie
74. Pissbrother
75. Styx
76. Astro
77. Judgemental
78. Walker, Texas Ranger
79. Weedstorm666
80. Giuseppe
81. Pokey
82. Indira Samarasekera
83. Munchkin
84. Player Killa
85. Blackstock
86. Enunciator
87. Bee King
88. Mateo
89. Rollerball
90. Him
91. Piles
92. Donald
93. Gregreh
94. Zain
95. Unhappy
96. Judge
97. Dacien
98. Colonel
99. Pussy Galore
100. Kissy Suzuki

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List 19: The List Friendship Built

1. Ryan
2. Jasmyn
3. Suzette
4. Gus
5. Martin #
6. Algernon
7. Dib
8. Albert
9. Gaz
10. Wonk
11. Art
12. Seth
13. Mika
14. Cy
15. Ed
16. Sarah
17. Rose
18. Elizabeth
19. Roberta
20. Annie
21. Aya
22. Alexandra
23. James
24. Shileigh
25. Hot Cocoa
26. Most Evil Baby
27. Donk
28. BEES!
29. Beauty
30. Dalia Daudelin
31. Midnight Climax
32. Wren Winter
33. Harley Harper
34. Selena Savage
35. Tommy Twist
36. Hashbar
37. Bryce
38. Monroe
39. Gamer Girl
40. Bloodborne
41. Oblong
42. Hale
43. Statler
44. Waldorf
45. Mangoson
46. Bagman
47. Cochon Petit
48. Koobles
49. Johnny Rebel
50. Dundee
51. Geoffrey Diamonds
52. Colfax
53. Bergman
54. Big Mean Carl
55. Goshposh
56. Ezra Levant
57. Russel
58. Rainbody
59. Daboo
60. Good Hitler
61. White Boy
62. Sapphire
63. Super Beast
64. Yakko
65. Fonzie
66. Gonzo
67. Snookie
68. Blyer
69. Zim
70. Beauregard
71. Hassel
72. Chauncy
73. Dingus
74. Lolanthe
75. Heather
76. Grayson
77. Arachne
78. Alison
79. Bacchus
80. Brandon
81. Christoph
82. Caeleigh
83. Damon
84. Drea
85. Eamonn
86. Faye
87. Bloaty
88. Francis
89. Bart
90. Broomhilda
91. Butt Famous
92. Tallest
93. Lucille Bliss
94. Freddy
95. Gurp
96. The Halfling Hammer
97. Booty Call of Cthulu
98. Mimi
99. Skoodge
100. Keef

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List 20: The End

1. Fenworth Rumplekin
2. Harfig Coppersword
3. Fumble Bundlewood
4. Traice Hawklight
5. Merrick Waylander
6. Trevour Vansanti
7. Tradion Merkai
8. Geoffrey Diamonds
9. Twink Starbottoms
10. Nubbin'
11. Bertha
12. Shayna
13. Crafty Hans
14. Ilmasepp
15. Swelly
16. Haldjas
17. Eustus
18. Sniper
19. Gertrude
20. Unfortunate
21. Neysa
22. Lucifer
23. Lilith
24. Bose
25. Sledge
26. Hall, the Personification of Malaria
27. Rumsfeld
28. Rufus the Mediocre
29. Plushtrap
30. Twonky
31. Jimmy Neutron
32. Horrigan
33. Maralee
34. Sandusky
35. Mordeth
36. Mardraz
37. The Streak
38. Moocher
39. Pail Tipper
40. Yurang
41. Ozma
42. Metsik
43. Ice Diamond
44. Dr. Lipschitz
45. Heckler
46. Big Rock
47. Daguro
48. Ladybird
49. Brock
50. Cassie Cage
51. Dickson
52. Dirty Squirties
53. Ganker
54. Racketeer
55. Gomer
56. Leporidae
57. Garçon
58. Drake
59. McConnell
60. Gary Gygax
61. Ash Ketchum
62. Gold Finger
63. Alotta Fagina
64. Cindy Lou Who
65. Debby Dallas
66. Miranda
67. El Presidente
68. Clowncried
69. Juan Valdez
70. The Donald
71. Mia Khalifa
72. Speedy Gonzales
73. Jessica Stoyadinovich
74. Saint Reagan
75. Ayn Rand
76. Ted Cruz Control
77. Doc Brown
78. Machine Gun Bacon
79. Ramirez
80. Leeroy Jenkins
81. Silent X
82. Cher
83. Little Sven
84. Big Sven
85. Bumblepuff
86. Zero G Cleave
87. Nikola
88. Emmit
89. Boarface
90. Bomrist
91. Ultraman
92. Betty
93. LaTonya
94. Murfy
95. DJ Science
96. Pinky Zukerman
97. Caldwell
98. Wat the Rotund
99. Baalnon
100. Geoffrey Diamonds

List 21: Baelfjord

Not to be used because this name is already taken.

1. John Baelfjord

Special thanks to Dana, Archibald Arborlax, Ser Cleve and Princess for additional ideas for names!